"Doug's Having a Triple Bypass, But Sure—Let's Chase the Report"
When Doug’s having a triple bypass but someone still wants their report—because deadlines wait for no heart surgery. Corporate logic at its finest. 🫠 #WorkplaceAbsurdities #OfficeBantomime
"Doug may have a surgeon with his elbows-deep in his chest cavity, but Karen needs that Q4 update—urgently. 🫠
Corporate priorities, where deadlines don’t care if you’re literally in surgery.
#WorkplaceAbsurdities #OfficeBantomime #DougDeservesABreak #Priorities #WorkplaceHumor #CorporateLife #DarkHumour #RemoteWorkCulture"
