"Doug's Having a Triple Bypass, But Sure—Let's Chase the Report"

"Doug may have a surgeon with his elbows-deep in his chest cavity, but Karen needs that Q4 update—urgently. 🫠

Corporate priorities, where deadlines don’t care if you’re literally in surgery.

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