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Doug’s Out of Office Is... Complicated

Doug’s a little tied up—literally. But that doesn’t stop corporate from asking him to run the sales meeting. Because being “always available” is now just part of the job description.

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by James Mason
Doug’s Out of Office Is... Complicated

📞 Doug’s on a bit of an off-site today...

When corporate expects you to host the sales meeting no matter what.


Because nothing says “agile workforce” like multitasking under duress.

💼 Welcome to another day in the land of unrealistic expectations, where your availability is always assumed — even if you're clearly unavailable.

🪖 #WorkplaceAbsurdities #CorporateCreatures #OfficeBantomime #SalesTargetsOrBust #DougDeservesALongWeekend

Disclaimer: This is a satirical post poking fun at extreme corporate culture. No real-world situations are depicted or condoned.

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by James Mason

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