Doug’s Out of Office Is... Complicated

📞 Doug’s on a bit of an off-site today...

When corporate expects you to host the sales meeting no matter what.

Because nothing says “agile workforce” like multitasking under duress.

💼 Welcome to another day in the land of unrealistic expectations, where your availability is always assumed — even if you're clearly unavailable.

🪖 #WorkplaceAbsurdities #CorporateCreatures #OfficeBantomime #SalesTargetsOrBust #DougDeservesALongWeekend

Disclaimer: This is a satirical post poking fun at extreme corporate culture. No real-world situations are depicted or condoned.