Escaped to a Deserted Island on Vacation… Yet Somehow, My Boss Still Found Me for a Performance Review!
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Local employee flees to a deserted island for some much-needed relaxation… only to discover that performance reviews are inescapable. 😩
Some say work-life balance is a myth. Others say it's an elaborate joke. I say it’s my boss scheduling a ‘quick catch-up’ while I’m literally stranded on an island. 🌴📉💼
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“I Escaped To A Deserted Island On Vacation… But My Boss Still Found Me”
Why is it that every time I go on annual leave, my boss suddenly decides I’m the most indispensable person in the company?
Is it because I’m truly the backbone of the organisation, holding everything together with sheer willpower? Or is it simply because he’s an absolute imbecile who can’t function without my guidance? I suspect the latter.
Take, for example, the time I was woken up in the middle of the night—yes, the middle of the night—by a phone call. Was it an emergency? A crisis? Had the office burned down? No.