Get Back To The Office & Enjoy a Bath
Escape Zoom fatigue with a bubble bath between meetings! Our latest satire dives into the absurd perks companies offer to lure you back to the office—because nothing says wellness like suds at your desk.
Who wouldn’t want to soak in bubbles between back-to-back meetings?
In a bold move to make office life more appealing, companies are now offering spa-grade amenities like… bathtubs next to your desk? Sure, you might be drowning in deadlines, but at least you can do it surrounded by lavender-scented foam.
Remote work had its perks — like pants being optional — but let’s not forget what the office brings: small talk at the printer, fluorescent lighting, and now, apparently, full-body immersion therapy.
Welcome to the future of hybrid working: part productivity, part passive-aggressive luxury.
