Meet the Office Slopey Shoulders: Every Workplace Has One

From the satirical series: Office Action Heroes (and Villains)
"If they can get out of doing something, they certainly will. Shirking responsibility is their forte."

Introduction

If you’ve ever worked in an office—remote, hybrid, or in person—you’ve likely crossed paths with this legendary figure.

Unlike team players, a slopey-shouldered colleague artfully avoids accountability, shifting tasks onto others while skillfully dodging responsibility.

👀 Everyone, don’t waste your time... you know exactly who they are.

Who Is Slopey Shoulders?

The Office Slopey Shoulders is that one person who will not go out of their way to help or support other employees if they can possibly avoid it.

This isn’t to say they aren’t intelligent or skilled—on the contrary, evading responsibility might even be seen as their special (if unfortunate) talent.

Common Traits:

• Quickly declares their inability to assist a coworker.
• Shifts or delegates their own workload onto others.
• Regularly misses important meetings where progress updates are required.
• Hoards knowledge to avoid being seen as replaceable.
• Routinely "passes the buck" whenever possible.
• Blends into the background when accountability is needed.
• Makes themselves mysteriously unavailable when deadlines approach.

Why Every Office Has (At Least) One

Slopey Shoulders types are everywhere, and office environments give them the perfect playground to thrive.
Here’s why they stick around:

Reasons They Survive:

• Skilled at appearing busy while doing very little.
• Politically savvy—they know who to befriend and who to dodge.
• Good at pushing blame subtly onto others.
• Often charming or likeable enough to avoid suspicion.
• Know how to do just enough to stay under the radar.
• Benefit from weak management or a lack of accountability culture.

Why Do Some Coworkers Have Slopey Shoulders And Brush You Off When You Need Their Help?

Some coworkers don’t want to take responsibility. They want to watch the world burn.

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🧷 Surviving the Office Slopey Shoulders: What Actually Works

When you cross paths with an Office Slopey Shoulders, it can take a toll, not because they’re outright malicious, but because their lack of support turns you into their unofficial workload dumping ground.
Here’s how to survive and stay sane:

Tactics to Handle Them:
✅ Record and Note: Keep a detailed journal of incidents where they refuse to support or fail in their responsibilities, especially if it's part of their role.
✅ Escalate: If you face persistent excuses or non-responsiveness, escalate to your line manager or HR.
✅ Question Them: Ask directly—and diplomatically—why they can't assist. Make sure their reasoning (or lack thereof) is clear.
✅ Stay Professional: Never let their behaviour drag you into unprofessional territory.
✅ Set Limitations: Politely but firmly push back when extra work is dumped on you without justification.
✅ Collaborate Wisely: Choose who you collaborate with carefully to limit your exposure.

🗣️ Share Your Office Slopey Shoulder Sightings

Know one? Work with one?
Or... be honest... are you one? 😬

👉 Drop your most jaw-dropping #WorkplaceAbsurdities moments in the comments or tag @OfficeBantomime.
Let’s call them out—one slopey-shouldered action figure at a time.