🔮 The Crystal Ball Career Path

“In your job, you will be promoted to executive director and earn a small fortune.”

— A very optimistic fortune teller, apparently ignoring today’s unemployment email.

We've all been there—fired, furloughed, or simply forgotten. One moment you're dreaming of promotions, and the next you're updating your LinkedIn headline to "open to work."

But here’s the plot twist: sometimes, getting fired is the beginning of the real promotion. Maybe not on a company ladder, but on your own terms.

Because here’s the thing:

• That job wasn’t your final destination—it was a weird little detour with bad coffee.
• Executive director? Why not CEO of your own venture?
• A small fortune? You’ll get there, one sarcastic meme and strategic pivot at a time.

So if today feels like a cosmic joke, just know—even the universe runs on delays. Your moment might be late, but it’s on the way.

👉 Now go polish that résumé like it’s your crystal ball.