The Monthly Office Myth
Promised one office day a month, now he's commuting daily in a human sardine tin. Hybrid work? More like a full-time panic attack in a suit. #WorkplaceAbsurdities #OfficeBantomime

They promised “just one day a month” — now you know every commuter by name and scent.
This man didn’t sign up for full-time eye contact and armpit proximity.
Hybrid? More like Hijacked.
#WorkplaceAbsurdities | #OfficeBantomime | #CorporateGaslighting | #SendHelpNotMeetingInvites