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The Myth of the Open-Door Policy: Why Your Boss’s Office Is More Fortified Than Fort Knox
Corporate office scene with armed security, laser tripwires, and a sign on the glass door saying “My Door Is Always Open,” illustrating the irony of inaccessible management.
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The Myth of the Open-Door Policy: Why Your Boss’s Office Is More Fortified Than Fort Knox

They say their door is always open—but try getting past the lasers, security guards, and silent treatment. A satirical look at the modern manager’s “open-door” policy façade.

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by James Mason
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You’ve got feedback, a brilliant idea, or maybe just want to ask for Friday off.

But before you even think about knocking, prepare for the full Mission Impossible protocol.

Laser grids. Armed guards. Three layers of middle management.

Welcome to the open-door policy.™

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by James Mason
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