Two Million Years Later, We’re Still Dressing for the Interview
A chimp in a suit stares into the mirror, prepping for a job interview in an AI-run world. Evolution’s gone backwards — and he’s still not sure if the algorithm likes his tie.
He’s dressed the part. He’s evolved (barely). But now the job interview isn’t with a manager — it’s with a machine.
In a post-human hiring landscape, even our primate cousins are getting suited up to impress the algorithm. Emotional intelligence? Questionable. Tie game? Strong.
